Re: favorite quotes go here

Nelioka · by Nelioka on Sat 5 Sep - 2:34

From the movie Watchmen, Rorschach (The man with the strange mask) is locked up in the same prison as the villians he put in there. All those villians want to take revenge on Rorschach. One of them tried and Rorschach hurted him pretty bad. Then he says:
None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.

Nice movie, I recommend it ;)

**Juliana** · by **Juliana** on Sat 5 Sep - 20:05

From a conversation I had on AQWorlds concerning an in-game hug...

Me: "This would work much better if I weren't holding a gargantuan sword."

Other guy: "Yeah, lol. Looks like I just got impaled o_O"

Juliana changes her weapon

Me: "There, I only impaled you with a whoopie cuishon now."

KageArashi · by KageArashi on Sun 6 Sep - 0:41

This is my favorite quote EVER!!!!

"Huh?"

kaotic · by kaotic on Sun 6 Sep - 8:13

"How to defend yourself.. against a person, armed with a Banana!"

Monty Python~

**Juliana** · by **Juliana** on Sun 6 Sep - 22:27

From a conversation in AQW:

"Oops, stray Q." -Me

"He explains the sort of character that defines myself." -Ryzaa

"I love how they finish each other's sentences." -Ryzaa, referring to my two characters

"*is still thinking hard despite her huge excitement... and the feeling of being attacked with an invisible machete*" -Me

"The one thing you never want to hear from somebody at Artix Entertainment is 'oops.'" -Winnie

And now for something completely different:

"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world; indeed, it's the only thing that ever has." -Margaret Mead

KageArashi · by KageArashi on Tue 8 Sep - 0:50

Here is one memorable quote that will forever be in my head.

OMG! User! YOU HAVE A FACE!?!?! - Some random person

-___-'' - User

OMG!!! USER!!! Sigh my mom! - Versilaryan

Wth! - User

Wth! lol...XDDDD - Me

**Juliana** · by **Juliana** on Wed 9 Sep - 12:29

Here's some truly great quotes from a conversation I had with several non-Regulars.

"Juliana, I'm suing you because a ghost told me to." -Shadorath

"Hello, Ryu. Fire Girl and I are dead at the moment, so if you'd like to leave a message, we can get back to you." -Juliana

"It's just that MOST of us aren't suicidal. *fire girl looks at juli's corpse*" -Fire Girl

"She's not 5, Shado."

"How do you know that?"

"Well, actually I don't." -Fire Girl and Juliana

"*fire girl's ghost steals shado's poptart*" -Fire Girl

"I once impulsively tried to kill my brother, but never wanted to throw a smoothie at an ice cream lady." -Juliana

New ones! From a conversation with the same people!

"Where's my head?" -Shadorath

"*Juliana gives him [Shadorath] a goodnight hug and evisceration*" -Juliana

"Can I have a sandwich for the talking walrus?" -Shadorath

"That was your welcoming bisection." -Juliana

**Winnie** · by **Winnie** on Fri 11 Sep - 12:50

"Don't give me unwanted fame, Dangit!"

~Princess Bertanna

**Juliana** · by **Juliana** on Fri 11 Sep - 18:31

"I'm all for keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." -Frank Lloyd Wright

"You can call me Poof. It sounds cute." -The Mega Destroyer, a non-Regular ~~and my AQW boyfriend~~

"Do you know the way to San Jose?" -My parents, singing ~~a song I have yet to identify~~ "San Jose" by Dionne Warwick

"Do you know the way to Santa Fe?" -Collins, "Santa Fe," from RENT

((Wheeeee! Stuff's changed! -October 30, 2009-))

Celstrial · by Celstrial on Fri 18 Sep - 16:52

*coughs* Okay her goes the Bic Mac Song.
"Big Mac Song"

I need a double cheese burger and hold of lettuce don't be fronting son no seeds on the bun we be up in this drive through order for 2 I got the craving for a number 9 like my shoe we need some chicken over here in this hiszel forwiszel my schnitzel extra salt on the drizzle Dr. pepper my brother and another for your mother double double super size and don't forget the fries

Banned · by Banned on Fri 18 Sep - 18:48

Hello Cels!!! this quote is from someone telling me to stop harrasing someone

Queen_Alaitha: Stop harrasing Phoenix wolf just because hes freaking out at us for hugging all the time.
Me: "I don`t Harrass people my hands harrass people"

Banned · by Banned on Fri 18 Sep - 18:49

Nelioka wrote:From the movie Watchmen, Rorschach (The man with the strange mask) is locked up in the same prison as the villians he put in there. All those villians want to take revenge on Rorschach. One of them tried and Rorschach hurted him pretty bad. Then he says:
None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with you. You're locked up in here with me.

Nice movie, I recommend it ;)

That movie has some pretty intense sexual scenes if your not Sexualy Mature i advise you not to watch it.

**Juliana** · by **Juliana** on Fri 18 Sep - 19:31

Mathia, remember you should edit rather than double-posting...

"Kaotic is threatening to feed Flaw his dinner." -Me, reporting on the TR chatbox about developments in AQW

"How doest thou?"
"How what now?"
"How... are... you... doing?" -Me and a friend on AQW

"I'm so happy i could just tear out you intestines and strangle you with them!" -Dai

"I'm so happy i could shove a ram down Flaw's tear glands" -Kaotic

And from a conversation with the same guy I keep talking to:

Shadorath: "I just died, and it was not a pleasant experience."
Juliana: "How could it not be pleasant?!"
Shadorath: "Because I died?"
Juliana: "So?"
Shadorath: "And I got shot in the face."
Juliana: "Your point being...?"
Shadorath: "You're right, the experience of getting your head blown off and then coming back to life would be only slightly uncomfortable."
And later...
Lerana: "I'm sorry for shooting you in the face."
Shadorath: "I'm sorry for stabbing you 32 times."
Juliana: "You counted?"

Dai · by Dai on Thu 29 Oct - 17:50

"Using highly sophisticated technology - which you couldn't possibly understand - we will be extracting a large portion of your planet and adding it to our new one. Unfortunately, this change of mass will cause your planet to spin out of control and drift into the sun where it will explode in a flaming ball of gas. But of course, sacrifices must be made."
-Ultimate Supreme Executive Chairman Drek, Ratchet and Clank.

**Juliana** · by **Juliana** on Thu 29 Oct - 19:28

"The assassination has been postponed on account of a drunken banana." -Me describing a particularly amusing roleplay experience on AQW

"Uhhhhh..." -My brilliant response at the time to said drunken banana