Re: Fort Regulars

**Sticky** · by **Sticky** on Sat Mar 06, 2010 7:47 am

No chairs, huh? Oh yeah, I remember now! I used them all to construct my latest Naval unit...! Er, fool's gold sandwich, Alderos...?

**Erik** · by **Erik** on Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:06 am

Wait, what?!?!? He killed 80 guys already?!!??

**Sticky** · by **Sticky** on Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:29 am

Rofl. Jealous much?

**Erik** · by **Erik** on Sat Mar 06, 2010 11:46 am

With glass arrows it would have been 500. :P

Grey · by Grey on Sat Mar 06, 2010 3:36 pm

Suggestion: Train some champion wrestlers and send them into the river to beat the carp into submission.

**Sticky** · by **Sticky** on Sun Mar 07, 2010 11:52 am

Heh. I just finished my room quarters, I have a 30 inch TV that's made from bronze and iron ore. I found a starved bear in a corner in the mining cave, so I used the pelt for bed sheets. More soon to be built. <3

**Erik** · by **Erik** on Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:13 am

Hmm, didn't know we had TV. I want one D:< I make the screens anyways.

**Sticky** · by **Sticky** on Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:39 am

*Ships a TV to Erik's Quarters* Alright, that'll be $60,000 plus a 500% tax, and 1 squirrel for every mile. So... the total would be too much math to do, and I'm feeling lethargic today, and you owe me 75 squirrels. Good day!

Peregrine · by Peregrine on Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:50 am

Journal of Peregrine, 1 Hematite, 263, Early Summer.

Some dwarf named Sticky went insane today.

He started pointing at a wall screaming "TELEVISION, TELEVISION!", despite the fact what he was really staring at was a wall.

Then he started pointing at the floor screaming "BED, BED!", despite the fact what he was really staring at was the floor.

Then he tore out a section of the wall with a spare mining pick, hauled it to where the glassmaker Erik was, and dropped it at his feat, before proclaiming Erik owed him "seventy five squirrels".

Erik told him to put it on his tab.

**Sticky** · by **Sticky** on Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:54 am

Now wonder the bed was a tad rough... *Looks down* ...I've actually been sleeping on deer leftovers for the past week and a half.
Oh... And I was watching the wall... No wonder Ben Stiller looked like a dying bunny with cancer.

Peregrine · by Peregrine on Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:55 am

Journal of Peregrine, 2 Hematite, 263, Early Summer.

Turns out he wasn't insane, just tripping on acid.

**Erik** · by **Erik** on Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:03 am

Ugh, what will I do with that pickaxe... Sticky, why are you always drunk and high...

Peregrine · by Peregrine on Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:06 am

In his defense, we're all constantly drunk.

**Chamberino** · by **Chamberino** on Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:15 am

Yay Dwarves! *Falls over*

**Erik** · by **Erik** on Tue Mar 09, 2010 7:29 am

Well... he's usually both, not just one XD

Here's a question Pere, is this for the most part real, within the game or whatever? Or do you just make it all up? If you do make it up, props to you man ;)