The struggle.

I have trapped you in a prison cell.

Dimensions are 50x50 FEET. Huge cell. Built to fit all of TR.

You must fight your way out of it to destroy your god-emperor of the game, Nuke.

Clucksor the Warrior Chicken, WIELDER of the GIANT CHICKEN LEG THAT TASTES LIKE EVERYTHING THAT TASTES LIKE CHICKEN, rules the empire you are in.

If you don't know how this works just go with it until I kill your character. I can do that for nothing if I want.

No magic and you start with only your jail clothes.

This seems more RPish doesnt it?

It's not actually an RP. It's an RP-like forum game.

Ok, then I sit in a corner and eat a peanut?

If you don't know how this works just go with it until I kill your character. I can do that for nothing if I want.

Doesn't seem like much fun, still gonna go with it -.-

I sit myself down next to dark_mega and offer him some skittles

You now have successfully done those actions.

I eat skittle, then offer a peanut

(where is this going?)

the jail guard notices your happiness from eating something other than slop and eats all of your food.

Well i punch the man!

His lasercat attacks you.

Well I obliterate his lasercat with the sword in my Doublet (Lol Sacred Stones)

You have no Doublet. Only your clothes. They wouldn't throw you in jail with weapons, would they?

Well, maybe when i arrived at midnight the guards were too tired to check me! ...stupid guards, sending a guy to jail with a sword on him...

I beat the guard to death with my fists and sing the "Song of healing" From Majora's Mask abridged.

There were metal detectors. You realize this is a space empire right?

They die from the terrible music. A laser portcullis blocks the way.