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Rank Requests
Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:23 am by V
With all the rank requests recently, I thought I'd make a central thread where they could all be requested.
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Sun Apr 08, 2012 10:04 am by CC
HOLY CRAP I CAN POST NEWS. CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX
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AHEM, we have a problem that's been festering for a while now. About eight months or so, I'd say.
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Ohmygod.
AHEM, we have a problem that's been festering for a while now. About eight months or so, I'd say.
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Re: Your Jokes
by Zedman on Mon Dec 08, 2008 1:18 pm
Hmm...Chuck Norris can keep his eyes open when he sneezes?
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Re: Your Jokes
by Kaotic on Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:30 pm
pfft...lol
blonde: i know all the capitals of australia, test me
friend: Queensland
blonde: Q
blonde: i know all the capitals of australia, test me
friend: Queensland
blonde: Q
this joke is not to be taken offensively
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Re: Your Jokes
by DarkRoseGoddess on Mon Dec 08, 2008 3:42 pm
*wipes spit off face* next time use a handkerchief Kaotic...xD
One night a drunk man sat in a bar, talking to his friend. His friend was astonished that his left ear was red and swollen, covered with boils. "Why is your ear in a bad state?" he asked, then the man replied, "I dunno...my telephone just rang and I picked up the holder." The friend was more confused and asked why, then the drunk replied, "Well it appears that the telephone holder is actually the iron."
It was supposed to be funny...but after what I said it is not funny anymore. =P
One night a drunk man sat in a bar, talking to his friend. His friend was astonished that his left ear was red and swollen, covered with boils. "Why is your ear in a bad state?" he asked, then the man replied, "I dunno...my telephone just rang and I picked up the holder." The friend was more confused and asked why, then the drunk replied, "Well it appears that the telephone holder is actually the iron."
It was supposed to be funny...but after what I said it is not funny anymore. =P
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Re: Your Jokes
by rydrew1 on Mon Dec 08, 2008 11:26 pm
I have no jokes im so lame :(
OH! wait Which famous celebrity has the most children in ten years?
Michael Jackson
JK mj is cool
OH! wait Which famous celebrity has the most children in ten years?
Michael Jackson
JK mj is cool
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Re: Your Jokes
by DarkRoseGoddess on Tue Dec 09, 2008 9:30 am
A burglar managed to escape from the prison. As he ran out to the city, he shouted, "I'm free! I'm free!" A little boy walked past and heard him, then he chirped in," That's nothing. I'm four!"
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Re: Your Jokes
by Flaw of Insanity on Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:26 am
George Bush was doing a questions and answers at a pre-school and most of the questions were very basic. One little boy asks, "What is your favorite color?" Another asks "What is your dog's name?".
One boy puts his hand up and George Bush asks, "Now, whats your name little boy?" The boy says "It's little Jimmy sir". GB asks, "Ok, whats your question?" The boy says, "Actually, I've got 3 sir." "Well ok, lets hear them." says GB.
"Question 1: Why did you win the election when the person oposing you got more votes?
Question 2: Do you think dropping the atom bomb on hiroshima is the biggest act of terrorism ever?
Question 3: Why did you invade iraq when they proved they have no weapons of mass destruction?"
GB says, "Well, those are some good questions..."
Then a morning tea bell goes.
After morning tea, the kids keep asking the easy questions, but then a boy puts his hand up.
George Bush asks, "Now, whats your name little boy?" The boy says "It's little Bobby sir". GB asks, "Ok, whats your question?" The boy says, "Actually, I've got 5 sir." "Well ok, lets hear them." says GB.
"Question 1: Why did you win the election when the person oposing you got more votes?
Question 2: Do you think dropping the atom bomb on hiroshima is the biggest act of terrorism ever?
Question 3: Why did you invade iraq when they proved they have no weapons of mass destruction?
Question 4: Why did the morning tea bell go 15 minutes early?
Question 5: Where's Little Jimmy?
One boy puts his hand up and George Bush asks, "Now, whats your name little boy?" The boy says "It's little Jimmy sir". GB asks, "Ok, whats your question?" The boy says, "Actually, I've got 3 sir." "Well ok, lets hear them." says GB.
"Question 1: Why did you win the election when the person oposing you got more votes?
Question 2: Do you think dropping the atom bomb on hiroshima is the biggest act of terrorism ever?
Question 3: Why did you invade iraq when they proved they have no weapons of mass destruction?"
GB says, "Well, those are some good questions..."
Then a morning tea bell goes.
After morning tea, the kids keep asking the easy questions, but then a boy puts his hand up.
George Bush asks, "Now, whats your name little boy?" The boy says "It's little Bobby sir". GB asks, "Ok, whats your question?" The boy says, "Actually, I've got 5 sir." "Well ok, lets hear them." says GB.
"Question 1: Why did you win the election when the person oposing you got more votes?
Question 2: Do you think dropping the atom bomb on hiroshima is the biggest act of terrorism ever?
Question 3: Why did you invade iraq when they proved they have no weapons of mass destruction?
Question 4: Why did the morning tea bell go 15 minutes early?
Question 5: Where's Little Jimmy?
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Re: Your Jokes
by V on Tue Dec 09, 2008 11:03 am
Why did the chicken cross the road?
George bush: The chicken needs to decide which side she's going to be on. She's either with us or against us.
Barrack obama: The chicken crossed the road because she wants change! She wants to change the side of the road she's on!
Dick Cheney: Where's my gun?
This joke isn't suppose to be offensive to anyone.
George bush: The chicken needs to decide which side she's going to be on. She's either with us or against us.
Barrack obama: The chicken crossed the road because she wants change! She wants to change the side of the road she's on!
Dick Cheney: Where's my gun?
This joke isn't suppose to be offensive to anyone.
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Re: Your Jokes
by Saiyuki on Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:13 am
Two leprechauns walked into a nunnery, one was really serious, the other laughing. The two of them walked past the pews and up to a nun at the alter. The serious leprechaun asked the nun,
"Sister, are there any leprechaun nuns in your Nunnery?"
The sister replied, "No, there are no leprechaun nuns in my Nunnery, now can you please leave?"
The two leprechauns left the nunnery, looking more serious and laughing even harder than before.
The following day, the two leprechauns were back. The serious one looked even more serious, and the laughing one was laughing even harder. The two of them found the same nun from yesterday and the serious one asked her,
"Sister, are there any leprechaun nuns in all of Dublin?"
The sister shook her head and said, "There are no leprechaun nuns in Dublin, now please leave."
The two leprechauns left the nunnery.
The next day the both of them were back. The serious leprechaun looked incredibly serious and the laughing one was laughing so hard he had troubles breathing. The two of them made their way back to the nun and the serious one asked her,
"Sister, are there any leprechaun nuns in all of the world?"
The nun shook her head and said, "No, there are no leprechaun nuns in all of the world, now please stop asking me these stupid questions."
As the two leprechauns were leaving, the laughing one stopped laughing, caught his breath and looked to the serious one and said,
"Face it Shamus, you shtooped a penguin."
"Sister, are there any leprechaun nuns in your Nunnery?"
The sister replied, "No, there are no leprechaun nuns in my Nunnery, now can you please leave?"
The two leprechauns left the nunnery, looking more serious and laughing even harder than before.
The following day, the two leprechauns were back. The serious one looked even more serious, and the laughing one was laughing even harder. The two of them found the same nun from yesterday and the serious one asked her,
"Sister, are there any leprechaun nuns in all of Dublin?"
The sister shook her head and said, "There are no leprechaun nuns in Dublin, now please leave."
The two leprechauns left the nunnery.
The next day the both of them were back. The serious leprechaun looked incredibly serious and the laughing one was laughing so hard he had troubles breathing. The two of them made their way back to the nun and the serious one asked her,
"Sister, are there any leprechaun nuns in all of the world?"
The nun shook her head and said, "No, there are no leprechaun nuns in all of the world, now please stop asking me these stupid questions."
As the two leprechauns were leaving, the laughing one stopped laughing, caught his breath and looked to the serious one and said,
"Face it Shamus, you shtooped a penguin."
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