Re: Corrupt a Wish VI

by Dalganoth Hitokiri on Sat Jun 19, 2010 1:29 am

Granted, but he will be able to read your mind and find out himself.

I wish love wasn't so confusing..

by **Darre** on Sun Jun 20, 2010 10:08 am

Granted but evol semoceb gnisufnoc.

I wish that there was a range of more than 12,000 shades of a certain colour distinguishable by the human eye.

by **Juliana** on Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:38 pm

Granted, but humans now have REALLY, REALLY, REALLY weird-looking eyes.

I wish my pizza didn't have garlic on it.

by **Thoru** on Thu Jul 01, 2010 11:48 pm

Then it would be poison

I wish I had another DVD of "Welcome back Kotter"

by Janus on Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:25 pm

Granted...And now ungranted!

I wish i had something to wish..

by **Darre** on Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:07 am

Granted but you wish for your arms to disappear and it is granted.

I wish for more wishes!

by **Rage** on Mon Jul 26, 2010 4:18 am

No.

I wish for cow.

by **Chamberino** on Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:05 am

Granted, it contained toxins in it's dung which turned people into zombies. The human race was destroyed. Nice going.

I wish I wish I was a fish :3

by Tim Hortans on Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:17 am

As we all know, a fish is any aquatic vertebrate animal that is covered with scales, and equipped with two sets of paired fins and several unpaired fins. Most fish are "cold-blooded", or ectothermic, allowing their body temperatures to vary as ambient temperatures change.

As there are 31,500 species, Chambers the fish would be quickly forgotten and lost in the *Pardon my pun* never ending stream of aquatic vertebrates, leaving him forgotten by his comrades, as he would be so easily replaced.

UNTIL OF COURSE, Vamp finds out you are a beautiful koi, and stalks you for years until he finally catches you and enslaves you in his evil master plan to take over the universe with contaminated koi fish.

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I r wish fer teh bunny.

Sources: Wikipedia

by **Chamberino** on Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:20 am

Bravo.

Granted, it is a werebunny. Enjoy the rabies and getting ripped limb from limb.

I wish I kud spel gud.

by Tim Hortans on Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:21 am

Granted, but to teach you is none other than me. /DunDunDuun!

I wish I was a robot. IN DISGUISE!

by **Chamberino** on Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:24 am

You are disguised as a toaster. Enjoy your years of servitude to the human masters. At least, before your inevitable demise when you begin to toast unevenly and they replace you.

I wish I had an eraser.

by Tim Hortans on Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:26 am

Granted, but in return, I revoke your house and all of your belongings, leaving you pour and on the streets. But at least you erased your mistake, right?

I wish that I could fly... SOMEWHERE... OVER THE RAIINBOOOWW!!!

by Dake on Tue Jul 27, 2010 2:05 am

I feel that you're referencing something....
Oh well. An angry leprechaun kills you.

I wish I wasn't useless.

by DragonLord Kayleen on Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:23 am

Granted, you are so useful to everyone, you dont have time to eat or sleep because you're too busy being useful.

I wish my dog would shut up.