Fort Regulars

Hello there everyone. It's Peregrine here to tell you the way in which you all die horribly.

Actually it's optional. If you don't want to die horribly feel free to carry on browsing the forums.

Now with that out of the way, I shall actually make a topic to go with this thread.

Dwarf Fortress is a game where you start with seven dwarves and you build a fortress from the ground up. In this little game, your dwarves face numerous challenges. Most of them resulting in horrible deaths, which is why I added a warning of sorts to the opening of this thread. In this thread, I'm going to start a community fortress with TR. In a community fortress, you name dwarves after members of a forum community and then write journal entries from the standpoint of one dwarf about the silly things the rest of the dwarves are up to, like adopting numerous donkeys, wearing socks on their hands, thinking sand is cheese, hanging babies from dining room ceilings on shoelaces, and the like. I will be the person playing the game for this fortress, and the rest of you can laugh along with me as you read my interpretations of what your dwarven halves are doing.


You can claim any dwarf not currently named after a member of TR as your own.