Re: Fort Regulars

by Guest on Fri Mar 12, 2010 3:45 am

Fix the quality of your sprite in your sig, otherwise you'd need to request a Dwarf first.

by **Erik** on Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:14 am

Lol Sticky, this isn't the place to discuss his sig's problems.

I wanna make more treasure!

by Guest on Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:27 am

I found a diary while covering for Shadow, he's sick (or so he claims), apparently it's from 1940. Mentions a few things about lost hope... Hitler... Concentration Camps... Artix...-Wait what?!

by **Shadow** on Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:32 pm

Sorry, whose diary? Mine or Vamp's?

by Guest on Fri Mar 12, 2010 8:40 pm

I dunno. I don't think any of you were alive during the 1930s and '40s. So, no one has claimed it and it doesn't appear to be a dwarf's diary. We're all too busy being alcohol poisoned to bother to write in a diary.

by Peregrine on Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:13 pm

Journal of Peregrine, 15th Hematite, 264, Early Summer.

D'AWWWWW.
He's already drunk.

In other news, our new stoneworker got right to work on making chairs, tables and doors. Now we have a brand new dining hall. You know what that means!

It's time to party hard.

by Crystal Lion on Fri Mar 26, 2010 7:58 pm

Pere, may I have a dwarf double as well? You choose what role you'd like to put me in.

by Peregrine on Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:20 pm

You are now the fort's gem cutter.

Journal of Peregrine, 8th Limestone, 264, Early Autumn.

And baby makes two!

by Crystal Lion on Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:33 pm

Wait, do these dwarves reproduce by pathogenesis?

by Peregrine on Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:47 pm

No. They reproduce sexually.

by Peregrine on Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:59 pm

Journal of Peregrine, 5th Opal, 264, Mid-Winter.

With the coming of winter, the mood in the fort has grown darker.

Our new mayor, a dwarf named Alath Ageshlitast, and the wife of Erik commissioned the construction of some bismuth bronze goods. Unfortunately, there was a problem. We had no bismuth bronze with which to forge the goods. We tried to explain the situation to her, but it was of no use. She commissioned an execution as punishment for our non-compliance.

She had Grey, the captain of the guard, carry out the execution of her own husband: Alderos.

At first, we thought we could just get rid of Alath and be done with it, but instead Grey proceeded to beat her own husband to death. Alderos is dead now, buried in the catacombs of Fort Regulars with the other three who've died. Vamp, who was good friends with Alderos, says this isn't going to stand. In the meantime, we've started planning the construction of a memorial for Alderos. He was an important member of the community and we don't intend to have him be unappreciated. Hopefully we'll have finished it by my next journal entry.

In the mean time, we're all confined to the fort interior. The goblin presence in the area has increased drastically, and all the soldiers save for Vamp are busy fighting them off. So far, the only death on our side has been a kitten.

That's all for now. I don't know what Vamp has planned for avenging the death of Alderos, but I do know this much: I plan to help him.

R.I.P. Alderos.

by Alderos on Sat Mar 27, 2010 12:06 am

AW man, well atleast i was good friends with vamp AZND am going to have a memorial built for me...

by **Erik** on Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:32 am

I say we kill my wife. I'll lead the revolution! Just give me the mayor job...

No swearing or implying swearing please.
-Shadow

Sorry Shaddy, my bad. But since when is bound a swear? O.o

by Guest on Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:53 pm

Can i request a dwarf?

by Peregrine on Mon Apr 12, 2010 5:00 pm

You sure can.