Re: The Strange Adventures of Unimaginatively Named Characters, A Discussion

by DigDog on Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:16 am

Oh I can. I can get crayons through everything. It's an innate ability.

by **Cial** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:16 am

MAYBE IT'S A MASK WITHIN A MASK WITHIN A MASK.

MAYBE THE MASK ISN'T REAL.

MAYBE SEBI ISN'T REAL.(Not likely, but I can dream.)

by **Juliana** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 12:25 pm

Oh, Sebi's real all right. I would know. I know what's under the mask, too...

Spoiler:: A face.

by Mrsebi on Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:09 pm

Underneath the mask is pure horror: an evil monstrosity so vile and so alien that the pure sight of it would turn the most mentally prepared man into an insane gibbering fool.
*shrugs*
Cthulhu is my uncle.

by **Tom Gaskarth** on Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:54 pm

Massive freaking spoilers here:: Underneath Sebi's mask is nothing at all...nothing at all.....NOTHING AT ALL!!

by Peregrine on Thu Jul 21, 2011 6:48 pm

Cial wrote:MAYBE IT'S A MASK WITHIN A MASK WITHIN A MASK.

MAYBE THE MASK ISN'T REAL.

MAYBE SEBI ISN'T REAL.(Not likely, but I can dream.)

I N S E B T I O N

by Tim Hortans on Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:19 pm

What if sebi is the mask, and the body is just his means of moving. He's actually a bread of alien masks who jump onto people's faces so they can take over their bodies.

by Peregrine on Thu Jul 21, 2011 10:24 pm

Sebi? A xeno?

Why I never.

by Mrsebi on Fri Jul 22, 2011 1:59 am

Its true.

by **Tom Gaskarth** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:01 am

EVERYONE PUT YOUR WELDING MASKS ON.

by **Juliana** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:31 am

Tim Hortans wrote:He's actually a bread of alien masks....

Are you insinuating that Sebi is made of flour, water, eggs, and yeast baked in an oven until delicious?

by **Tom Gaskarth** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 6:39 am

Juliana wrote:
Tim Hortans wrote:He's actually a bread of alien masks....

Are you insinuating that Sebi is made of flour, water, eggs, and yeast baked in an oven until delicious?

No He's saying that mould is grown on him in petri dishes in science classrooms across the world.
trollface

by Tim Hortans on Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:10 am

Actually I was eating toast at the time... I didn't MEAN to make that typo, but maybe it's a sign that I should get some toast again today. I am kinda hungry.

by **Tom Gaskarth** on Fri Jul 22, 2011 5:46 pm

It's a sign.

by Peregrine on Fri Apr 06, 2012 9:59 pm

Once upon a time there was a contest and the objective of the contest was to make a piece of art relating to zards. Today while cleaning up my harddrive I found a half finished entry for that story and went about finishing it up.

"But Peregrine" you may ask, "aren't there already two stories in here from contests in which you wrote about zards? Why would you bother writing a third one if you lost the last two?" Well I've got nothing to say to you other than that I hope you CHOKE ON SOMETHING WHILE READING YET ANOTHER STORY ABOUT ZARDS.