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Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Cial on Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:28 am

Post all your cheesy, punny jokes on this thread. I'll start.

Bartender says "We don't serve your kind here!"
Tachyon walks into a bar.
(LOLTIMETRAVELJOKE.)

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Xusha on Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:33 am

Anything Chuck Norris or Soviet Russia related. We all know them... All.

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Chamberino on Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:37 am

It's LAME PUN RACCON TIEM! :D



Too much? :L

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:35 am

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet water gets Chuck Norrised

Ok so this guy walks into a bar and looks at the menu and orders a grass hopper. When he is walking home he sees a grass hopper and says "You know there is a drink named after you?" the grass hopper says "You mean there is a drink named Steve?"

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Kaotic on Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:14 pm

Q. Why did Steve fall out of the tree?
A. Because he was a carrot.

Q. Why did Ron fall off his bike?
A. Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.

Q. Why did John fall of the swing?
A. He had no arms.

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Darre on Fri Jun 11, 2010 8:18 pm

I could understand why you would fall off your bike when someone throws a refrigerator at you...

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Dake on Fri Jun 11, 2010 9:23 pm

Q. I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
A. No, you can't has cheezburger.

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Erik on Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:22 pm

A classic.

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Orange.

Person 2: Orange who?

Person 1: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Guest on Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:51 pm

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side




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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Lord Starscream on Sat Jun 12, 2010 5:34 pm

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.

Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Because he was hit by the first one.

Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game and joined in.

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

Post by Chamberino on Sat Jun 12, 2010 10:01 pm

Related to Zeo's thar.




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Re: Horrible, Horrible Jokes.

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