Re: King of the Hill II

by **Darre** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:47 am

I will let you try and understand that. Or maybe your arrogance will hide the truth from you. This is a magnification of a picture taken by my soul of your skin. My cells are slowly, painfully destroying you, enjoy your last minutes wwwtoy.

My Hill!

by **Walt** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:04 am

Me eats Darre. Me eats hill. Me gets hill.

by **Darre** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:13 am

Poor, poor, Walt. Sad

Humans do not seem to realize what they do until it done. You cannot healthily consume a hill of dirt, the size of this one. It is not humanly possible. Thorn tells me you have three days to live. Spend it with you family Walt. God bless.

My Hill!

by **Walt** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:16 am

Me barfs it up and stabs Darre repeatedly with a rusty syringe.

by **Darre** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:23 am

... Syringes are made of glass in Hillvania to prevent infection or harmful situations. Therefore you cannot possibly have a rusty syringe. ****** **** *****! (that was my command for the booby-traps) Goodbye Walter, I shall call you Walter now peasant.

My Hill!

by **Ryzaa** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:29 am

It took me months to assemble the forces needed to take the hill for ourselves once again. I sent in troops under the cover of darkness, aiming to take out a few of his booby-traps before sunrise the next morning. They had succeeded, but quite a few of the troops I had sent out that night had not returned.

Morning came, Darre emerged on top of the hill.
He stared down at us, a look of surprise on his face.
"Storm the hill" I ordered. My army came from all sides, slowly advancing up the hill, waiting for Darre to make his move.

"****** **** *****!" Darre shouted.
My men were falling all around me. I had to shut of those booby-traps!
In a wild dash I made it to the top of the hill, and beheaded Darre in one swift motion.

After searching his pockets I found the shut-off code.
"***** **** ******!" I yelled.
My men, the few that were left, came and joined me at the top.
"For Ryzaa! For The Hill!"

My hill.

by **Darre** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:45 am

After I came out of this crazy dream about Ryzaa claiming my hill kingdom, I realized that it was true and my body was about a foot left of me. Ryzaa standing overhead deep in a battle with me pets, I casually replaced my head and recuperated my wards. With my defenses weak and, pet's moral even weaker still I had to find some way to regain the hill.

Old but still reliable, the All Powerful Cave Hermit they call V was who I turned to. His wisdom great, and power just as equal was the key to helping me sit atop my kingdom once again. We formulated the plan one wintery day, it being a secret I cannot tell of it's details here but it worked. The second full moon of July V and I stormed the tirant Ryazaa's castle.

One by one guards and defended were destroyed. Ryzaa was waiting in his room with my pets in a cage at his left. This conversation was started and then followed by Ryzaa's death:
Ryzaa: Hello Darre. I have been expecting you.
Darre: Ryzaa you are a cheater, and have lost your sense of justice over these years. Come old friend don't make me hirt you. Just surrender my kingdom back to me.
Ryzaa: Oh you have grown into quite a new person too Darre, from the times when we were mere Children. As to surrender, I am certain that you cannot harm me. I will never surrender to a less powerful man.
Darre: This is your choice brother, I have tried to save you from succumbing to evil for far too long. Prepare your last words now, perhaps a last blurt of sympathy for our dear departed mother.
Ryzaa: you still do not get it do you Little Dar dar. You are less powerful than me.
Darre: Sorry Big Brother but I beg to differ.

My Hill!

by **Ryzaa** on Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:59 am

"I can not be killed so easily..." Ryzaa said, clutching his side, trying to stop the blood. Then, he straighted. He looked pale, but there was no longer any blood. "You want The Hill? Take it if you dare."

The battle that then ensued over the ownership of The Hill laid havoc to both the castle and the land surrounding it. Both Ryzaa and Darre were equal in their attack. Neither looking the victor as yet, neither backing down.

Darre had managed to free his pets, Ryzaa had called upon his reserve frogzard army.

Ryzaa: By the way, how did you manage to get past all the guards?
Darre: I had help.
Ryzaa: Of course you did. You never could do anything on your own.
Was it that same hermit that helped you take over The Hill the first time?
Darre: Maybe, how did you know about that, anyway?
Ryzaa: The hermit helps anyone for a price, so, he can be bought.
V: Sorry Darre, I found a better offer. ( trollface

)

A look of frustration crossed Darre's face.
How could he do this to me? He thought.

Ryzaa: Well, well. Little Dar Dar does look unhappy.
Darre: No matter. I don't need the hermit to defeat you.
V: I beg to differ.

V threw something to Ryzaa, who caught it and put it in his pocket.
All the corruption of his time as tyrant of The Hill seemed to leek from his body. Black flames swirled about him.

Darre: What is this madness?
Ryzaa: This is... your Doom.

My hill.

by **Darre** on Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:30 am

This morning my doom overcame me, sending me into a turmoil of despair and laziness. I will from this moment on (to conserve my dwindling energy and power left from the fight with Ryzaa) have to sink into mediocrity of efforts to regain my once prosperous hill kingdom.

I rode upoupied with ripping down my majestic castle to put up camping grounds for his army - Ugh, I always hated his army. Always hiding behind it when I have completen the back of Gusty my now freed pet to the castle of Ryzaa. He being preoccd my conquests easily with help from a few partners - I stabbed his right hand man V (Don't ban me for shanking you...) and shoved Ryzaa down the hill.

My Hill!

by wwwtoy on Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:18 am

*punches Darre of the cliff* Wanna form a pact Ryzaa? :3
My hill

by **Darre** on Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:32 am

I walked up the hill promptly after wwwtoy punched me off my own cliff. He being arrogant as heck thought I was surrendering. As I knelt down, my brilliant flame caught his hair on fire. I watched as he burned to death.

My Hill!

by wwwtoy on Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:05 am

*hoses Darre off the hill and puts out the fire and makes him having nothing while falling*
My hill

by Snukems on Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:23 am

I use the force to make you all fly far away.

by Veluxier on Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:19 pm

*notices Nuke didn't claim the hill, so he places Nuke in a garbage can and kicks it down the hill*

MY HILL!

by **Thoru** on Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:18 pm

*Steals Draco's head and throws it into the Void (The Doctor Who thing, not Bram's Shop)*

MY hill!