Time Kersploded

by **Hunter Reckoning** on Sat Jul 10, 2010 4:46 pm

Hunter had just woken up, and was ready for a day of adventure with his friends. He put on his hood and jacket, and went downstairs to see what was going on. When he went into the mess hall, nothing was really going on. Everyone was quietly talking, and not even one thing was lit on fire. Hunter made some pancakes and some toast, and went to sit with his friends. He sat at a small table with Juli, Weena, Risa, and Bram. "Heyyyyy youuuuuu guyyyyys!" They responded with subtle hellos. "Um Guys, why is everyone so boring today? Lets go blow something up! Or bungie jump off of a cliff!"
No one responded.
"Fine then, I guess I'll just go and light myself on fire outside."
And so Hunter left to pour dragon oil on him, then kicking a flint stone, igniting himself. "WOO HOO! IM ON FIRE!" Hunter ran around for a while until the flames died away. "Aw man." Hunter walked back inside, and everyone was still just sitting there, only now their food was gone, so they were literally sitting there doing nothing, their backs facing him. "Uh guys? What are you going?" With a horrible cracking noise everyone's heads turned around to face Hunter, their bodies staying in the same position.

Hunter was shaken awake by Juli, who said he was having a nightmare. "Um Juli? How did you know I was having a nightmare?"
"Because you were screaming at the top of your lungs, and I'm right across the hall."
"Ah yes. Well, what time is it?"
"Midnight."
"The 5th or the 6th?"
"The 6th."
"Oh okay, so its night time, good night."
Juli let out a sigh and left the room, leaving Hunter alone. Hunter heard someone whisper in a scraggly voice, "Get....out..."
"NU!"
"Oh.....well...this is unprecedented...good night." Said the voice of the unseen phantom.
And so Hunter fell asleep.

The next day, Hunter went down to breakfast, where he saw his table of friends. Only Juliana was messing with a grandfather clock. Hunter walked over to sit with them. "Juli, what are you doing?" Juliana quickly covered up her project.
"Nothing."
"Nothing? Or something..."
"Something, erm- I mean nothing."
"Plus, you're doing it wrong."
Hunter moved Juliana's hands, and looked at the grandfather clock.
"You see, this gear goes here, this one goes here, this one goes here, this sandwich shouldn't be in here, and part of it's on fire."
Hunter ate the sandwich, and put out the fire. Suddenly the clock went off and everyone sitting at the table disappeared.
"Uhhh... what just happened?"
Hunter looked around, and everything was destroyed. The entire fortress had been destroyed, and All that remained was a large circle of unharmed floor around the group of people, the table they were sitting at, and the people that were sitting at the table. Hunter could see outside, and everything looked like a desert. Then when he looked closer there was a skeleton of something. "I'll be right back you guys." And before anyone could catch Hunter's shoulder he ran off to investigate. When he looked at what it was, he was speechless. A skeleton of someone that was wearing a pirate's garb, hugging the skeletons of a small zard, and a large zard. He also had a dusty star sword in his hand.
"Ryzaa...."
Hunter ran back to the fortress as fast as he could, and grabbed Juli's arm. "What was that clock Juli...."
Juli looked down and said. "A time machine that I was dismantling. We're one year into the future."

by Bram on Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:04 am

"Alright, who's screwing with the timeline." Everyone turned to see a second Bram walk into the room.
"Yea, that was Hunter." the first Bram said.
"Nice. Seems to me you traveled within the same timestream."
"I know. Any idea how far the event horizon went?
"I think it was confined to this room, but the shock-wave went a good mile or two out. Remember the prime directive, it's already bad enough that Hunter went outside." The two Bram's continued the conversation.
"Uhh, yea, about that..." Everyone looked at Hunter, "How many people in TR are still alive?"
Bram stared at Bram. Juli stared at Bram, then at Bram. Weena stared at a moldy slice of ravioli with Parmesan. Hunter stared out the window.
"This is going to be difficult, let's just hear it and I'll erase all our memories later." the first Bram said.
"Alright, I'll get Charon." the second Bram started walking away.
"Shouldn't you be getting V?" Juli said.
"Vamparagon... He died three months ago. Ryzaa was already dead. Shadow's been in a coma for five months now. Ragegamer disappeared about the same time. Flaw... Well, he's still around, but for how much longer I don't know; He was badly wounded in an earlier conflict. Ice lead the first defense... They all died. Charon's the only part of the leadership of TR left to run this place. Not that there's much left to run anyways..."
"But what happened?" Risa had been silent until now.
"I'll let Charon explain..." the second Bram walked into a doorway that wasn't there in the past. When he returned, he was accompanied by Charon, who was looking pretty beat up.
"If this is another joke I'm kicking you out of the scout squad. Moral is too low to-" Charon stopped speaking when he saw the group. "My god..." His voice sounded like he was gargling knives, "Hunter, Juli, Risa; You're..." He turned to the second Bram. "Call a meeting, this may be our only chance to reset things as they should be."
"As they should be?" the second Bram questioned.
"Just go!" Charon watched as the second Bram ran off. "Now," He looked back to the confused time travelers, "about this future of yours..."

~~~Flash-Back~~~

"Vamp, come look at this!" Icewolfking yelled out across a vast room of trinkets; the basement of TR.
"I'm coming, I'm coming, hold your seahorses." Vamp stumbled over a pile of 'Weekly Moglin Madness' comics trying to get to where Ice was. "Well, what is it?"
"It's a clock!"
Vamp squinted his eyes, staring at the clock. "Hmm... No it's not, it's a time machine."
"Wait, what? How do you know th-" Ice was cut off by someone who crashed through a pile of boxes.
"Bram? What are you doing down here?" Vamp tilted his head.
"Oh, you know, the usual." Bram walked to the door, opened it, stepped through, then closed the door.
"Aaaalllllllrrrriiiiiggghhhhhttt...." Ice said.
"He's done weirder things before, MUCH weirder. Anyways, about this time machine; There's no dust on it, everything else in here is covered in layers of dust."
"Just because it's a time machine doesn't mean it repels dust."
"Did Doc Brown's time machine ever get dusty?"
"Huh? Oh, that was a movie, Vamp."
"So?"
"There was an awkward pause." Vamp and Ice turned to see Bram, in the doorway, just staring at them.
"Uhh..." Ice mumbled, "Now I see what you mean."
Bram closed the door again, leaving Vamp and Ice to ponder the mad-man-ish ways of the insane Mage.
"Every time I see him I'm afraid something is going to blow up..." Vamp said. Suddenly a loud boom could be heard outside. "I should make that a clan rule..."

~~~Un-Flash-Back~~~

"I was only a few meters away from the explosion, we were under attack." Charon continued. They had all sat down on the few remaining chairs in the room.
"Who?" Bram inquired.
"To this day, we still have no idea who or what attacked us. Vamp told the admins about the time machine, and Ice assembled a team to combat whatever was attacking us. They didn't make it five feet from the front gate when something hit them, they all disintegrated instantly, leaving only a few bones. It was... Horrid..." Charon let out a sigh, "Over the year, we have lost many, including you three." He pointed at Hunter, Juli, and Risa. "I wont go in to detail for fear of fear itself."
"Alright, everyone's here." Bram 2 had returned with twenty or so people behind him.
"That's it?" Weena mumbled.
The stronghold shook slightly, and there was a low-pitched groaning noise. "Everyone prepare for impact!" Charon didn't waste any time alerting everyone.
"Get to the chopper!" the second Bram yelled in his best Arnold voice.
"Not now." Charon scowled at him.
"Fine..."

by **Cial** on Wed Jul 14, 2010 2:34 am

A blue figure began to materialize in the center of the room everyone stared at it for a moment as it began to come into veiw.
"Cial!? Didn't you die a year ago?" Charon said to the person's back.
"What are you talking about, jester?" Cial said, turning to Charon.
"Woah! When did you get a goatee?!?!" Bram 1 yelled.
"I've always had my goatee. It's a symbolic representation of my leadership over the prosperous kingdom of TR"
"You are NOT king of TR" said Juli.
"Of course I am! I and my lovely Queen Winnifred the Brave rule over the land of TR."
Everyone in the room's jaws dropped, Juliana let out a disgusted "EEEUUHHGGHHHH!!", not approving.
"I think I know what's going on, but I can't explain it here. Everyone, to the stronghold!" Bram 2 yelled.

-TR STRONGHOLD ROOM-

"...So, the time line is trying to correct what went wrong the day Bram messed up the time machine?" asked a confused Cial.
"Exactly. So it brought Cial from another timeline to replace Cial from our timeline." Said Bram 2.

by Bram on Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:40 am

"Oh I get it now, this is like that one time back on Axran when I had to save my own life... Four or five times... That was fun..." Bram 2 said.
"Yea, but that was all in the same timestream." Bram 2 reminded him, "This time we have a factor from a different timestream."
"A 'factor'? Excuse me?" Cial was insulted.
Bram 1 ignored Cial "Oh yea... This means that-" Someone else started materializing in the middle of the room, taking the shape of a lich. "Wha..."
"What is this?! I demand to-" The lich looked at Bram. "You!" Then he looked at the other Bram. "Wait, you again? What? Where's the arena? What happened to the others..." He started looking around the room.
"Yea, this is bad." Bram 1 continued, "This guy wasn't even in TR."
"Didn't we kill him a few thousand years ago?" Bram 2 replied.
"Well, we killed him once almost eight thousand years ago, then there was the whole 'embedded in my sword' thing."
"Yea, I miss that sword."
"Uhh, sorry to interrupt this little sentimental chat with yourself, Bram; but none of us know what you're talking about, and it's not helping our situation at all." Charon said.
"Right, well, I say we-" Bram 1 was stopped mid-sentance yet again when someone else started materializing off to the left. "Who now?"
This time no one was surprised as a third Bram was the new guest, accompanied by a fourth that tessered into the room.
Bram 4 immediately shot a bolt of electricity at the lich, who was blasted to dust. "That just saved you all a LOT of trouble in the future." he said.
"Hey," Bram 3 said, "I have an idea! Let's make a barbershop quartet out of all four of us!"
"Awesome! I've always wanted to do that, but I was afraid I'd mix up the timeline; unfortunately it looks like we're already screwed no matter what."
The four Bram's lined up and started singing 'Wheel's on the Bus' while Cial started a rant about his leadership.
A second Weena then entered the room.
"Weena! I thought you were lost in the caverns!" Charon said.
"So did I, but I found my way to the east opening. Is that me? Why are there four Bram's? Weena looked at Hunter, "HUNTER! We thought you were dead!"
"Well you thought wrong." Hunter threw an egg on the ground and everyone instantly passed out from sleeping gas. "That's more like... It..." Eventually Hunter also fell asleep.

by Felix on Wed Jul 14, 2010 3:06 pm

Soon, everyone awoke. And at the time as well, as fate would have it. Randomly enough, all 4 Brams Stood up suddenly, unsheathed there weapons, and began fighting nothing.
"Brams, what are you doing?" Charon asked.
"I'm not quite sure..." They all said in synchronization.
Suddenly 2 Felix's Teleported into the room, Holding a katana in one hand, and an SMG in the other hand. There armors were The same, Both dread weavers Suits, with a cape each and a sheathed shotgun on there back, and another scabbard in his belt for either their katanas, or their missing claymore blade. However, his armor was Torn, bruised, scratched and did I mention Torn?
"Why do I even TRY to sort out this mess.." Hunter began.
"Lets see here, we've got 4 Brams, Hunter is here early, Cial Thinks he's Head of TR.. Oh, I get it now. Crap." Felix said looking deep in thought.
"Get what now? Bram 1 asked while raising an eyebrow.
"If anyone would understand what I'm going to say Brams, its you guys." Felix said to the whole group, but Directing it at the Brams.
"You all Understand that The timeline is trying to repair it self, Don't ask how I Know. as The timeline try's to repair itself, it distorts itself, so it try's to Repair it self again, Effectively causing a time paradox. I'm still not 100% sure WHY I have a second me, But I was living in cave somewhere in what WAS Greenguard. Then This guy stumbled across." Felix finished jerking a thumb towards Felix 2.
"But we both carry the exact same traits and powers." Felix 2 pointed out.
"Interesting.." Bram 2 began. "But you don't just STOP a paradox, there irreversible."
"you'd look at it that way, but from an optimistic point of view, that's what makes TR so special, we DO the impossible." Felix said, smiling at the end.

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