Lady Morri? She returns!

You can't get rid of me that easily my friends. I'm joking. Seriously now, sorry for deceiving you earlier. I'm gender bending depending on the situation within the forum I join. With strangers, I normally take the guise of female for the sake of protecting myself. Hmm, those who actually are mature enough to understand may look in the following spoiler tags. Those you don't may call me female or male depending on their preference. Good day.

Spoiler:

The situation across the internet is rather haphazard when it comes to homophobia. As such, when using a new forum, I must be cautious of the people who inhabit it. I've a great fear of being rejected due to real life circumstances and therefore pose as a heterosexual female in most forums. While sexuality shouldn't be a point for someone to judge you by, it commonly is. In translation, I'm a homosexual male of 19 years.

*catches the cake and noms* Hello Tim. Nice to meet you, and thanks for the cake. 8D

Thanks to the two of you, as for those questions...
1. Very dark pink/very light purple.
2. Hm, a rose.
3. Sugar!
4. No idea really, a screwdriver or wrench probably.

Morri! Heya, welcome to TR, or Welcome Back. ;D