Re: Corrupt A Power II

by Altera on Mon Feb 28, 2011 6:49 am

You decide to open a highly successful sushi restaurant. Sushi chefs from all over the world become extremely jealous, bribe your supplier to swap your normal wasabi for one tainted with puffer fish poison. Hundreds die and you are imprisoned for life.

I can drink large amounts of water without succumbing to water poisoning.

by Tim Hortans on Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:00 am

You drown.

I can do barrel rolls.

by Wixmagic on Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:02 am

You barrel roll straight into a bomb

I can create electricity by clicking my fingers

by Tim Hortans on Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:03 am

Do I even need to explain how bad that could go? You're drinking water and your fingers snap. Etc etc

I can hear EVERYTHING.

by Altera on Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:13 am

There is not enough retcon in the world to help you unhear some of the things you hear.

I can determine what is wrong with any mechanical device by touching it.

by **Tom Gaskarth** on Mon Feb 28, 2011 8:37 am

You can never fix them.

I can read minds.

by Rixuel on Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:41 am

Over 9000 people thinking, you get headache :(

I can breath in space

by Altera on Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:11 am

Nitrogen becomes deadly for you in high concentrations.

I can withstand deep sea pressures.

by Mrsebi on Wed Mar 02, 2011 2:43 pm

You need to live underwater.
I can BURN THINGS!

by Wixmagic on Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:26 pm

You burn yourself to death, duhh :L

I can change the price of any item I buy to 1p

by Mrsebi on Wed Mar 02, 2011 11:48 pm

you cause global inflation and all the angry businessmen kill you painfully.
I can join in. >=D

by Altera on Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:39 am

Everyone resents you for doing so.

I can enter the dreams of others.