Welcome to the Adventure Quest Hotline.

Welcome to the Adventure Quest Hotline.

If you are obsessive compulsive run around Battleon repeatedly.
If you co dependent, have someone play for you.
If you have multiple accounts, don't log into them all at once.
If you are paranoid, we know your IP and where you live, stay online and we'll trace your computer.
If you are delusional, keep killing that marsh tree, you'll get a drop eventually.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully; the PMs will tell you what to do.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter what you do; no one will play with you.
If you are dislexic, type lolololololololol.
If you have a nervous disorder, please wait for the Friday release. After the release, wait for the lag to pass.
If you have short term memory loss, play this minigame.

And if you have low self esteem, stop playing; you will never be a mod.


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Idk, discuss? Make more parodies like this? :x

lol, 'stop playing; you will never be a mod.' made me chuckle.

Everyone plays with the depressed kids man :o