Weaponry

So yeah, thought we should have a thread about this since there was some talk about it in the "My Parents" thread.

Discuss what weapons you do own, ones that you want to own and what you think would be absolutely awesome to wield.

I currently own 4 swords; 2 katanas, a wakizashi, and a tanto, a pair of escrima sticks and 2 knives; both fold-outs.
In the near future, I will own at least 2 rifles, a .22 and a .223 and possibly an airsoft rifle.

I want to buy more swords, maybe some bows, and if I win Lotto, I have a DSR-1 Tactical .338 Lapua in my sights... among other things.

I have two scythes. Does that count? c:

The only weaponry I personally own consists of a pocketknife and several pairs of scissors... (Yes, I do consider scissors to be weaponry. I almost killed myself with a pair a few months ago, but reconsidered at the last moment for reasons that I'm still baffled about.)

My dad has two or three ceremonial swords that he inherited from previous naval officers in the family.

That is the extent of the non-Nerf weaponry in my house, save for kitchen utensils.