Re: Corrupt a Wish VII

by Mrsebi on Tue Sep 20, 2011 5:48 am

Granted, it's abandoned.
I wish I had more friends.

by **Volke** on Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:53 am

They're all rocks.
I wish I had rock friends.

by **Cial** on Mon Oct 10, 2011 11:16 am

Granted, they're all sharp rocks.

I wish this wish wasn't corrupted.

by **Volke** on Tue Oct 11, 2011 6:58 am

Jokes on you, because... It is!

I wish there was a "FALCON PAWWNCH" emoticon.

by madlou on Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:03 am

Granted, you get falcon punched every time you use it.

I wish vamp bowed to me >:)

by **Volke** on Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:08 am

Granted, but he... I honestly don't know what to say. He slaps you every time he does? I think that works.

I wish egg yolk was purple.

by madlou on Tue Oct 11, 2011 7:10 am

Granted, but the purple yolk is poisonus, so you can never eat anything with eggs in it.

I wish I had 1 million dollars

by **Juliana** on Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:36 am

Granted, but you're not allowed to spend it on anything you want.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much.

by Mrsebi on Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:12 am

It hurts worse
I wish I wasn't sick.

by Dake on Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:24 pm

You're dead.

I wish that AQW was fun again.

by **Hunter Reckoning** on Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:30 pm

Its fun by comparison because all other games involve being stung by scorpions

I wish I could lay eggs.

by **Juliana** on Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:32 pm

Granted, but it is extremely uncomfortable, and NOT laying eggs is not a choice.

I wish I could sleep properly.

by Mrsebi on Tue Nov 29, 2011 9:00 pm

You can.
You wake up in the hospital, your house burned down, you nearly died from the smoke. Everyone in your family was burned or choked to death.
I wish I didn't have so much homework.

by Onion Supreme on Mon May 21, 2012 6:05 am

You're now homeless.

I wish this type of sub-forum doesn't go horribly inactive in every single forum.

by **Rage** on Mon May 21, 2012 7:30 am

It's not inactive, it's archived.

I wish for cats to dance and to wear bread on their heads.