Re: Corrupt a wish

by Caeel on Thu Jan 15, 2009 6:40 am

Granted, but a mod catches you and bans you for hacking!

Can I have a loaf of bread?

by **Ryzaa** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 7:52 am

Granted, go and get it it left it inside that nice.... friendly.... cave.... over there *points* Twisted Evil

I wish i was a Moderator for Regs

by **Flaw of Insanity** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 8:18 am

Granted, everybody starts breaking the rules and you cannot contain it all. They fire you, take your home. You become homeless and die.

by V on Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:25 am

Flaw didn't post one so I'll do Ry's, too.

Granted, but your red name is so bright because of Vamp's color schemes you go blind, trip over into the filled up bathtub and your dog kicks a radio in the tub.

by Kaotic on Thu Jan 15, 2009 10:46 am

uhh vamp you didnt post a wish.. again

i wish i became a staff member in aqw

by Caeel on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:05 am

Granted, but Artix finds out your background, and you get fired.

I wish, that a mod would edit this post (teehee cheers

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(By rages request) I have pink underwear ~Caeel

by **Rage** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:08 am

Granted, but the text is written so that you cannot tell that it has been altered. Not only that, but it also has terrible racial slurs and profanity about you in it, making you look like a fool without you actually knowing. (Ouch!)

I wish I could go to Candy Mountain!!! Charlie!!!

by **Flaw of Insanity** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:29 am

Granted, someone steals your kidneys and sells them to Vamp so he can keep the site going.
I wish that I blow up the world.

by **Rage** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:49 am

Granted. You blew up Pluto, where the fairies hide their supply of corn.

I wish that RegCon was on weekends.

by V on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:50 am

I wish that I blow up the world.

Granted, only it fails. You just blow up your xbox360.

I wish that I had more kidneys.

by **Rage** on Thu Jan 15, 2009 11:54 am

Granted. But the angry townspeople discover your plot to create a monster you dub "Kidneystein", and burn your castle to the ground. Yet, irony also kills your assailants, for their kidneys, at that very moment, burst and result in their death.

AGAIN, I wish RegCon was on the weekends! Twisted Evil

by Pooks on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:42 pm

ANNOUNCEMENT: The RegCon will now be held this upcoming weekend, per Rage's request. Unfortunately, power outages in his area will prevent him from being able to attend, but we'll all laugh about this years from now. Except Rage, who will be old, bitter and looking at the RegCon Screenshot thread for the billionth time.

~This is a joke everyone, RegularsCon will be today at Thursday the 15th~

I wish pickles in a hamburger didn't always sorta squish off to the side and end up flopping down over the bun, all sad and wet, and then when you open the bun to push them back to where you're about to take a bite one of the other ones falls off and lands on the floor, making a pinkish splat of ketchup and special sauce, which is stepped on by a mall cop while you go off to get a napkin to clean it up, and he's all redfaced and mad and asks to check your bag, just because he's mad at you and threw his back out when he fell, and all your friends kind of wander away while he's giving you a big lecture on food safety and his chiropractic bills, even though you said sorry and tried to wipe the special sauce off of his gross polyester pants.

Stupid darn pickles.

by V on Fri Jan 16, 2009 12:55 am

Granted, but the wish made all the pickles i the whole wide world BURN. Everyone is mad at you and forms an angry mob, first destroying your computer and then slowly burning you, all because of those stupid darn pickles!

I wish that I had super mad dance skills.

by Kaotic on Fri Jan 16, 2009 1:50 am

wish granted: you get so good they send you to a dancing galaxy contest where the best dancers in the world are. with nervous breakdown, you lose the comp, and get burned as an insult to your dancing

i wish i was artix (woah)

by The fool on Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:08 am

you get your wish. you are now artix, but you get so frustrated over the hundreds of noob emails you get every day you decide it would be best to commit suicide....

i wish for world peac..... ahh wait no i wish to be a greeter at Wal-mart