Nice Things That People Have Said To You.

@Sebi: The insult was derived from a story about my conception, because the doctor screwed up the estimated date that I would be born (sometime in late July-early August instead of late-September) so which would've put my date of conception around the time my mother flew over from the Philippines, unaccompanied by my father, hence the pilot thing, and the fact my nose is rather different to my siblings (who all have small, slightly squished noses (like my mum) compared to larger, pointy one (like my dad)).

She's just jealous I got some of the better parts of the gene pool. But then, I'm annoyed that she's taller.