6 Things You Won't Believe Got Banned By Modern Governments

Cial wrote:It's illegal in New York state to greet someone by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers.

Do we do it anyway? Hell yes we do it anyway.

Flaw of Insanity wrote:I've only heard about #1. Dayum.

However my dreams are crushed, as I planned on moving to China to build a time traveling machine.

Its not the time machine per-se, but rather fiction pertaining to it.
Government is worried that if the citizens read or watch things with alternate history; they might begin to question the way real history is portrayed.
And well all know they are the masters of smudging things, hiding the truth, and pretending events never happened.
The reincarnation one is because certain buddhists are said to have the ability to choose who or what to be reincarnated as.
Like the Dalai Lama.
And that scares them.

And I agree with Rule 1 dammit! If I wanted flat chests I would watch child porn: but I don't, so I wanna see some boobies!
Additionally, I also agree with the furbies and emo laws.
Those things bother me greatly, the furbies are pretty bad too.
Plus, as the Dalai Lama is said to be a reincarnation of Buddha, this new law allows the Chinese government to decide who it is. They are veeeeeeery sneaky those Chinese...

I also agree with the Furbie and Emo laws; those things creep the hell outta me.
The Furbies as well.