Annoyingly Stupid Emails

by **Thoru** on Mon Jul 18, 2011 1:18 am

I wanted to post a copy of the Email I got from Sansa's Tech support and figured we all must get moronic emails, so here we go

Thanks for emailing SanDisk Technical Support. It is our goal to make sure you have all the resources you need to get the most from your product.

We appreciate your continued response. Since none of the troubleshooting steps were able to help you resolve the issue, it seems that the player is no longer functional. All SanDisk Sansa players comes with a one year limited warranty. Therefore, as this player was gifted to you two years ago, this means it is out of warranty and cannot be replaced.

Thanks, that's helpful >.>

by **Erik** on Mon Jul 18, 2011 2:27 am

I sent paysafecard an email when mine wouldn't work for Spiral Knights, which lists them as a payment option but never specified only in Europe, expecting to get back an email saying sorry for not having any notification about it on the website, and got this back.

Dear customer,

Thank you for your interest in paysafecard.

We regret to inform you that due to banking and legal reasons, paysafecards purchased in the United States can only be used online for purchases at participating US Merchants.

We thank you for your understanding in this matter.

by Peregrine on Mon Jul 18, 2011 3:43 am

Hello, I have seen your posts and you seem like someone great to have in a community, I have my own animal forum, I hope to see you there!

There was no URL or sender information.

by **Thoru** on Mon Jul 18, 2011 4:44 am

by **Winnie** on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:05 pm

There was one from my friend along the lines of this:

So, my mom told me to invite you to this awesome thing and It's gonna be a whole lot of fun because we get to run around and bring stuff to people. You should sign up.

Um, sign up for what?

by DigDog on Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:54 pm

Stop stalling and sign up already.

by Peregrine on Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:02 pm

It sounds like it's going to be a lot of fun. I wish I got an invitation.

by DigDog on Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:39 pm

I always enjoy running around and bringing stuff to people.

by Shadz on Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:28 am

I keep getting ones from becoming a Nurse ;l

by **Thoru** on Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:58 am

^Male Nurses exist you idiot, unless you're insulting nurses, in which case my mom is a nurse! /rage!!!!! loljk, I get some from a dating site, someone used my email to sign up for it.

by Tim Hortans on Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:18 am

>2011
>checking emails

I have 3000 some emails sitting in my inbox. I'm too scared to check my personal email.

by DigDog on Tue Jul 19, 2011 2:42 pm

I always get emails that propose the enlargement of a certain body part of mine.

by **Thoru** on Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:30 pm

*Opens email today* *Gets annoying NEW YAHOO! thing stuffed into his face* *Swears at it*
WHY IS THERE NOT A "F*** YOU! I USE MAIL CLASSIC FOR A REASON" BUTTON?

by **Cial** on Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:21 am

Thoru wrote:*Opens email today* *Gets annoying NEW YAHOO! thing stuffed into his face* *Swears at it*
WHY IS THERE NOT A "F*** YOU! I USE MAIL CLASSIC FOR A REASON" BUTTON?

Maybe because you like Nickelback, it assumes you like stupid things.

by Tim Hortans on Wed Jul 20, 2011 4:37 am

Maybe it assumes that since you obviously can't convey a story without using emote style roleplaying, you require a more simple browsing experience.

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