Re: Sigh... I'm back (again) and I have a proposal.

by Peregrine on Sun Jul 29, 2012 7:35 pm

V wrote:The important part is that we're making progress Robaldo.

We're making progress?

by V on Mon Jul 30, 2012 1:00 am

I'm sorry Peregrine are you calling Robaldo a sorry?

by **Rage** on Mon Jul 30, 2012 10:42 pm

I was always under the impression that TR Game posts were joke posts. Now that I find out they were completely unironic...

by V on Tue Jul 31, 2012 2:05 am

It made more sense when there were 5 Flash artists.

by Leb on Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:10 pm

Peregrine wrote:
V wrote:The important part is that we're making progress Robaldo.

We're making progress?

We're becoming a lot better with the use of buzzwords and hyping things up, not to mention coming up with things that sound believable enough, insane and
out-of-the-ordinary yes, but still believable.

In other words, we've had yet another setback, as the CEO's pet poodle unfortunately went to take their business inside the main server, which was being looked at by our IT head. Turns out that computer internals conduct electricity really well, and that urine has similar properties.

To all employees who only read these forums instead of company emails, Fido's funeral will be today at 10 PM, and participation is mandatory. Failure to arrive(wear a suit, or a dress) will result in employee termination. Whether or not I we mean that literally is to be seen.

by Caeel on Wed Aug 01, 2012 8:22 am

Is your goal here to confuzzle me? 'Cause it's working.

by Leb on Wed Aug 01, 2012 12:05 pm

You should see our company rules. Contradictions, contradictions everywhere!

5: Lower number rules are higher in priority.
6: Talking about any unfinished product with people outside of the company is forbidden, and if it occurs, it will be dealt as industrial espionage and the contract of the employee will be ended.
7: Remember to tell about Nukia to your family and friends! A happy worker's social circle is the best hype group.

by **Erik** on Wed Aug 01, 2012 11:15 pm

V, you just love that "the sky is the limit" don't you.

by V on Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:51 am

In all seriousness Caeel, I'm not sure how appropriate making the game would be at this point. The original reason for making it was because we all played AQW and wanted our own twist on the lore. Even if we did have the resources to develop it, I'm not sure who would actually play it.

by Mrsebi on Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:20 am

It's my birthday today.

by Peregrine on Fri Aug 17, 2012 7:59 am

I got you my mild indifference.

by Caeel on Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:41 am

Game itself:
http://fathomsdeep.com/_TestBed/My_Website_HTML/test.html
(put mouse cursor at the top of the page to bring up the menu)

Damage formula: http://fathomsdeep.com/_TestBed/My_Website_HTML/damage_formulas.html

Just for anyone who's interested.

by Leb on Tue Sep 11, 2012 10:40 pm

Well if you wanted me to bash the keyboard enraged, trying to get the little guy to do anything, this test was a big success.

Look out Nukia, this thing will blow your stupid little program right out the water. And out the dry land. And atmosphere. Not even Pluto will want to touch your mangled corpse after this thing has it's way with it.

by **Cial** on Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:33 am

God that game is awful.

by Caeel on Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:41 am

They're both tests, done entirely with HTML5 and JavaScript. I'm working on making stuff happen, but I've been busy with school and there are some difficulties with getting certain things to work in JS.