Re: THE RUSSIAN REVERSAL

by **Winnie** on Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:23 am

This stuff makes no sense... how can a phone talk to you??

Gawd....

ok, hers one:

In america, im un-popular.
In soviet russia, I bet they'd like me!

by **Rage** on Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:37 pm

Well, for Winnie it'd be more like:

"In America, You love Pop Culture. In Soviet Russia, Pop Culture loves You!"

by Alderos on Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:46 am

In America grue eats you
IN SOVIET RUSSIA YOU EAT GRUE!!!

Grue: plz look at domo kon or grue on uncyclopedia.com

by Pooks on Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:44 am

Keep working at it guys...it's not just as simple as reversing whatever you said first, btw. That's why some of these make no sense. Rolling Eyes

The whole joke is about how different living behind the Iron Curtain was than living in America and Western Europe!

In America, uninvited people crash parties...in Soviet Russia, The Party crashes in on YOU! (the Communist Party, get it? ;))

In America, you have birdwatchers. In Soviet Russia, the birds watch YOU!

by **Rage** on Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:18 pm

In America, you work hard and get paid.

In Soviet Russia, you work hard...

by anthdude on Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:21 pm

I'm gonna use Canada cuz it makes more sense ( totally not another Canada bashing thing ( heck... I'm canadian)

In canada you shovel driveway
In soviet russia the driveway shovels you!

by **Rage** on Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:20 am

In America, we have computer monitors.
In Communist China, computer monitors YOU!

In America, we play roulett.
In Soviet Russia, roulett plays YOU! (X.X)

In America, people go to Washington to tell comrade that US President is idiot.
In Soviet Russia, people to to Moscow to tell comrade that US President is idiot. Russia like America! scratch

In American Military, you abort mission.
In Soviet Russia, mission aborts YOU!

Under Capitalism, people oppress people. Under Communism, is other way around.
Communism much better.

by Kaotic on Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:50 am

In America military, you get a mission
In Soviet Russia, the mission gets YOU!

by Alderos on Wed Mar 25, 2009 6:38 am

In america we watch sattelites,
In soviet russia sattelite watches YOU!!!

by Pooks on Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:17 am

In America, you take money from bank.
In Soviet Russia, bank takes money from YOU!

by **Rage** on Thu Mar 26, 2009 2:41 am

In America, we join the military.
In Soviet Russia, military joins YOU!!

(Are our posts getting better Pooks?)

by vorn on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:32 am

you guys have it down pat

lol i saw this on a church sign once:

In soviet russia, GOD WORSHIPS YOU!!!
lol!

by Pooks on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:04 am

Yes. ^_^

In America, you pray for dead person.

In Soviet Russia, the dead pray for YOU!!!

by **Winnie** on Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:17 am

Pooks wrote:In America, you take money from bank.
In Soviet Russia, bank takes money from YOU!

I'm not going into how bad the economy is, but really...

by BBZERO on Sat Mar 28, 2009 1:13 pm

IN AMERICA YOU WATCH TV COMRAD
IN RUSSIA TV WATCHES YOU!!!!! cyclops