Re: Favorite Quotes Go Here

by Xieg on Tue Aug 04, 2009 8:45 pm

"The night is darkest before the dawn."
-Harvey Dent/Two Face

by **Winnie** on Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:17 pm

What, lots of freeware?
What's freeware?
Software, only free.
As opposed to..?
Expensivewear.
Actually, I was going to say pricyware.

~Me, dad, and amara

by **Charon** on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:39 am

Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
-The Dark Knight

You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
-The Dark Knight

One of my favorite movies ever.

by **Winnie** on Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:01 am

I saw that movie. Nightmares.... o_o

Wherever we are, is not where we think we are.
Then where are we?
I don't know! I didn't even know that before I figured out we weren't there!
That's completely rediculos. I still say were in cleveland.

by **Flaw of Insanity** on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:46 am

A poster for the TV show Fringe - "Forget what you know"
My friend after seeing that poster - "WHO AM I!!!"

by **Ryzaa** on Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:12 pm

I'm a dog chasing cars. I don't have plans. I just do things. I'm not a schemer.
~The Joker

I use a knife because guns are too quick. Otherwise, you can't savor all the emotions. You know who people are in their last moments.
~The Joker

Never start with the head, the victim gets all... fuzzy.
~The Joker

See, I'm a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite and gunpowder and gasoline. Do you know what all these things have in common? They're cheap.
~The Joker

I believe that what doesn't kill you, simply makes you... Stranger!
~The Joker

This city deserves a better class of criminal and I'm gonna give it to them. You'll see. I'll show you.
~The Joker

You wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not-one-bit. So, me watchin, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it! Turns to me, and he says, "why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife... "Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth... "Let's put a SMILE on that face!"
~The Joker

The Dark Knight was an awesome movie.

by Mash on Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:42 am

"I know God on a personal level; he stole my lawn mower"
-Mash

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration — that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves... Here's Tom with the weather!"
-Bill Hicks

by **Charon** on Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:41 am

"Australians say 'mate,'
Canadians say 'eh,'
And we Americans say 'Pass me a beer.'"
-Charon.

by **Flaw of Insanity** on Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:54 am

"80's NWFTNFNZ
The 1980's Nuclear War for the Nuclear Free New Zealand involved heavy casualties.
3 Kiwis, 300,669 Australians and a couple sheep died in the war that lasted little over 46 minutes.
An American Nuclear battleship stationed itself off the coast of New Zealand,
The NZ Government denied it entry its Ports, Thus the war began.
The American Battleship, launched a Nuclear Warhead, However the proudley american made multi million dollar Windows Intel software mistakenly thought the near-by Sydney harbour bridge was Auckland's harbour bridge.
The nuclear warhead struck Sydney killing 300,669 Australians. 3 New Zealanders died in the celebrations that followed due to exessive consumption of alchohol."
~Unencyclopedia on New Zealand Military - Wars

"HOLY **** THAT TREE IS EATING THE SKY!!!"
~A funny picture with stoned owls.

by **Juliana** on Fri Aug 07, 2009 10:39 pm

Me: "I'm pretty sure your sister has some kind of mind-control powers."
Amara: "Why do you say that?"
Me: "Every time she asks me to do something, suddenly I want to do that one thing more than anything else."
A Third Friend: "I've noticed that too! Once she asked me to jump in a swimming pool, and even though I didn't have a swimsuit, I wanted to jump in with my clothes on!"
-Three friends on the subject of Winnie

"The coldest winter that I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."
-Mark Twain

"'You poopypants!' he screamed."
-My brother, censoring a book that he was reading aloud

by Acidrose on Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:14 am

"April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain".
-T.S. Eliot

It isn't really a quote, just an excerpt from his poem The Wasteland.

by shiva096 on Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:41 am

SPLEEE!!!

from waffle idk what show
>.<

by Acidrose on Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:09 am

"~~God~~ grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change what I can and the wisdom to know the difference."

-Unknown

by **Juliana** on Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:27 pm

Acid, that's the Serenity Prayer by Reinhold Niebuhr, just in case you were interested. And I can't tell: did you write the first word as "God" or "Cod? Embarassed

"The heart asks pleasure first, and then excuse from pain, and then those little anodynes that deaden suffering. And then to go to sleep, and then, if it should be the will of its Inquisitor, the liberty to die." -Emily Dickinson

"Until next week, I'm Severus Snape. After that, I'm changing my name to Elvis Presley." -Several Minutes with Severus

"Carpe diem!" -Quintus Horatius Flaccus

"puella pulchra proxima sedet." ("There's a pretty girl sitting next to us.") -An exercise from my Latin textbook. Some things never change.

by **Ryzaa** on Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:19 pm

This is ridiculous! - Myself about five minutes ago.