=MtM= Bertran.

Hola!
ello
I beat you didn't know that was in Swedish.
thats spanish.......
Can pigs fly?
no
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris?
THE HECK ARE YOU ASKING ON MY TOPIC FOR?!?! I HATE HATE HATE NORRIS!
Do you think I'm random.
yes, yes I do
Adios!
bye
There I go in Swedish again. er....SPANISH

Hiya there Princess! Ello

1. Who's your favourite guild-member (besides yourself)? thats a hard question...do I hafta? Fine.....hm...besides myself...... Alot of people :D

2. Who's your favourite NPC? I've already answered this......the DF Aria.Yay! Bertanna confesses again!

3. Has this emoticon ever described your life?
I dont know what it describes except want to shoot it....
4. What would you rather do, bungee jump or sky dive?
Bungee Jump
5. What are three things that you can reach from where you're sitting? hmm...my Captians sword, my bible, and my desk :P

6. Do you sing out loud? hells ya

7. What's under your bed?
Nothing...I hope O_O
8. What was your favorite TV show as a kid?Scooby doo

9. What's the most rebellious thing you've ever done?
er.....I was a huge trouble maker untill tenth grade so hmm.....ALOT of stuff
10 IS IT THURSDAY YET?! THATS WHAT I WANNA KNOW!!! I wish it was....

1.How does it feel to be a family man? XD It just KEEPS growing....in game you mean right....1 sis...1 bro...2 sons... *correction.........* 3 sons and.....and...and....1 gr....gr.....grandaughter.....
=Ðэм¡= Got any room for a distant cousin? I suppose :D
2.Am i a good boy? yes
3.Is this sparta? no...this is bert's thread
4.Fire Emblem?best game EVER
5.Boredom kills? no...wait....*wheezes...dies*
6.Bertran , loves? Peperoni pizza?
7.You wont answer this question , right? no....wait....yes.....wait...I DONT KNOW!!!! CUPCAKES!!!
*Bert* WHO WROTE CUPCAKES?!?!! I know I didnt.... JK. Bert:Stop that >.>

HAHA Finally My time to mess with ya.
Put a bold(or whatever) X next to the answer.
(BTW I DID NOT WRIGHT THESE)
(I MUST TEST YOUR INTELLECT)

1.Which scenario gives you the best chance of survival?
Flip 5 tails in a row or get your head cut off
Roll snake eyes or eat cyanide for dinner x some of the traits of cyanide are highly toxic some arent but it is also what Nitrogen contains so hmm I'dstill go with this one
Roll a 7 twice in a row or be drawn and quartered
Get dealt 2 aces (standard 52 card deck; 2 cards dealt) or jump from the top of the Empire State Building
2.Which weighs more?
125 pounds of cement
60 kilograms of feathers x that would be a little more than 132 pounds
3.The number of sides in a hexagon multiplied by the number of sides in a pentagon is LESS than which of the following?
The atomic number of Manganese
The number of years of marriage marked in a silver wedding anniversary
The number of days and nights rain fell during Noah's flood x process of elimnation :D ps. my parents had their silver annivasry 3 years ago :P and 6x5= 30....
The number that represents the first point gained in a game of tennis
4.?sdrawkcab nettirw iP ni srebmun ruof tsrif eht era tahW
414.3
141.3 x
314.1
411.3
5.Would you rather live without...
Sugar x i love both but I perfer salty foods to sugary foods
Salt
6.How can you throw an egg as hard as you can and have it come straight back to you without breaking first?
That's impossible.
Throw it straight up in the air x I suppose there might be a chance it wouldnt break untill you cought it
Run really, really fast and catch your own throw.
Bounce it off a wall
7.If you were in an airplane with a maximum speed of 600 miles per hour, and you were traveling in the direction opposite the earth's rotation, could you travel fast enough to never see the sun set?
Impossible because the earth's surface rotates at over 1000 miles per hour.
Impossible because as soon as you crossed the International Date Line the sun would set automatically. x
Possible if you were near enough to the North Pole or South Pole.
Possible if you flew straight upwards.
8.Rock group Smash Mouth had a hit song "Walking on the Sun". However, it is impossible to walk on the surface of sun because
The sun is gaseous and has no solid surface to walk on.
The intense gravity on the sun would make it impossible to move your legs.
You would burn up before reaching the surface.
All of the above. x mainly C :P

Fill in the next ones

9.How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? because if you accidnetly open the door when no emergency is going on it sets of an alerm....I've done it before :D
10.Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? I suppose it would be for those that have allegies to nuts.

my brain hurts.......

1.hai bert
ello

2. do u want me to kidnap you
I thought I've been good lately tho O_O
3.if so what time
how about 25 o'clock meaning never!!!!!!
4okthxbi

bye

1.) Why am I here? because you can be
2.) Are you aware in the Artix v.s the undead video 42 undead are slain? (IDK I just guessed) (Sorry, I couldn't resist!) There are actually 13 undead slayn not counting the one thrown in the water, or as the crystal alone. ~Wicked -X- The one in the water counts, and the crystal counts as 28 :-P. errr....what she said :D
3.) Do you say Ohai a lot?er no
4.) I can haz cheezebergur? no but you can get me a bacon cheeseburger
5.) Can I have your...SPRINKLES!??!?!when did I have sprinkles? O_O
6.) Can I be your awkward adopted son? and so it grows further.....

Second(last) Post and ready to go

1.What is so rare as a day in June? er....this I dont know O_O
2.Where are the snows of yesteryear? yesteryear perhaps O_O
3.How high the moon? too high
4.What shall we do with a drunken sailor?shoot him in the face and throwhim overboard I say
5.Who wrote the Book of Love?
~Admin~
Me, of course. Bert: no you didn't. the answer is alot of people :D Me, duh!
6.If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like? soda

7.if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?point and laugh then dworn one by one
8.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? made a fool of yourself
9.Can you cry under water? maybe
10.Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? cause it can be
and that is that..or is it? 20 questions and...YER outta here!

Hi Bertie!

1. So: you're in a skit and you have a clock that will only say "tick...tick...tick...tick...tick". Your line in the skit is: "We have ways of making you tock." What kind of accent would you choose to say the line?
with a slight English accent, or German

2. Woodwinds, Brass, Percussion, or Strings?hmmm I used to play trombone so brass I guess


3. Minor or Major chords?
er....major?

4. If you were a weather phenomena, what would you be? a hurricane...no really, you should see my room O_O


5. Would you rather die of cold or of heat?Freeze to death :D


6. What is your favorite art period/style?Meiji era


7. If you could go back in your life and change one thing you've done or didn't do, what would it be?my whole senior year in HS


8. If you made the ultimate sandwich, what would you put in it? Bacon cheeseburger :D


9. What would you name it? see above


10. If you had a year to live, and a million dollars, what would you do with the rest of your life?give all the money to chairities then die with no regrets Aww very nice of you ~Kao

1.So what kind of Princess are you?

2.Do you like Michael Jackson?

3. There is no Question 3.

4. White or Black?

5. What is your understanding of the making of ceramic reindeer?

6. Werewolf or Vampire (careful with your answer could be deadly)

7. Have you ever gave a dog a bone?

8. Do you have Cats?

9. If the Lakers win the championship this year, will you go to my Grandmas house in Acapulco?

10. Do you think were ever gonna have a black pressident?

PS- Im a Fearce Speargunner fear the spear

Javier, bertran is no longer with us.