Corrupt a wish 5

by **Pyronix** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:02 am

I wish I was giant marshmallow.

by **Charon** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:07 am

Granted, but you're extremely stale.

I wish that I never have to make a tough decision ever again.

by **Juliana** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:18 am

Granted, but it happens because a random axe murderer jumps through your window and kills you. O.o (Hey, that's the only way to eliminate tough decisions...)

I wish that the aforementioned random axe murderer hadn't killed Charon.

by Fireknight22 on Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:22 am

Granted, but now the axe murder kills you.

I wish I didn't live so far from my school.

by **Juliana** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:24 am

Granted. You live AT school. Yuck.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school.

by Acidrose on Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:19 am

Granted. Since you're a dropout you aren't eligible for any work other than at Mc Donalds.

This game kind of reminds me of Monopoly.

I wish I had a walk-in closet full of perfectly fitting cute lolita dresses.

by **Winnie** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 6:58 am

Granted, but you "walk in" and get stuck.

I wish that I had as many cute-high heeled shoes as I wanted! That fit me!

by Acidrose on Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:00 am

(I wish too!) Granted. You fall dramatically in the first pair you put on, resulting in a broken leg. You can't wear any of them now! Well...you could wear one but who wants that?

I wish that I had Photoshop so that I could make better graphics.

by **Juliana** on Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:53 am

Granted, but Photoshop keeps crashing. Which I'm sure has absolutely NOTHING to do with the fact that you installed it on a ten-year-old laptop...

I wish MY ten-year-old laptop were easier to keep connected to the Internet. Curse you, wireless LAN problems!

by Katherine on Tue Aug 25, 2009 8:27 pm

Granted, but somehow, you are connected by AOL and being charged an exorbitant amount per hour. If you try using any other providers, the connection fails once again.

I wish that I am a Guru at WhirledBeat. (It's a DDR type game played with the keyboard. Some songs are just pure insanity.)

by **Juliana** on Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:50 am

Granted, but the you can only play the songs from Tap-Tap Revenge. (Basically, this is the iTouch equivalent... and the music is TERRIBLE.)

I wish my brother didn't have an iPod.

by Acidrose on Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:51 am

Granted, he has an amazing sound system instead that he plays loud music on all day, especially when you're trying to sleep.

I wish that I didn't have a dentist appointment at 10am tomorrow. (That's when I wake up x_x)

by **Juliana** on Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:39 am

Granted, you have six dozen vaccinations scheduled for 8 AM.

I wish I were better at math.

by Katherine on Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:41 pm

Granted, but you are now a near mindless, math formula chanting 'zombie'.

I wish I had a Glass of Bloody Mary with real blood... (It's just something I have been wanting to try after a certain Fear Factor episode.)

by **Juliana** on Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:56 pm

Granted. You love it. Sadly, everyone else discovers that you enjoyed drinking blood, and chase you out of town with pitchforks and similar.

I wish I were allowed to be myself, i.e. nocturnal.

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