Re: Corrupt a wish 5

by Wixmagic on Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:53 am

Granted, but now none of the other buttons work

I wish I had some really good games for my Xbox 360 8)

by **Chamberino** on Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:54 am

Granted, but you get the red ring of death. (Too easy to corrupt that. :P)

I wish I wasn't bored.

by Wixmagic on Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:55 am

Granted, you are now being chased by snipers and attack dogs!

Lol this is a fun game!!

I wish I had a BOOMHEADSHOTZARD!

by **Chamberino** on Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:03 am

Granted, but you accidentally kill someone with it. :P

I wish I could be as awesomesauce as Gilt, the best zard evar.

by Seth2014 on Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:41 am

Granted, but you're skin color has to be red ; o

I wish to Necro rank 10 without it logging me out!

by Wixmagic on Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:06 am

Granted, but you lose all your other classes and you can never log out

I wish I could draw armors

by **Chamberino** on Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:10 am

Granted, but then a cow falls on you and crushes your hands. You can never draw again. (Wut.)

I wish I could corrupt wishes in a way that made sense.

by Dake on Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:18 am

Seth2014 wrote:Granted, but you're skin color has to be red ; o

So he'll be a Crimson-Head zombie?

Granted, but everything you type is logical, so your wishes can never exist since wishes aren't logical.

I wish that I had a FireZard named BurnStuffz that burned what I told him to.

by **Chamberino** on Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:20 am

Granted, but he's psychic and forces you to tell him to do what he wants to do. If that makes sense.

I wish my headphones didn't break D:

by Wixmagic on Mon Jan 18, 2010 3:21 am

Granted, but you headphones get glued into your ears

I wish I was psychic :D

by **Chamberino** on Mon Jan 18, 2010 4:02 am

Granted, but you can only read the minds of Zards. Which goes a little something like "NOMNOMFISHRAWR" Yeah.

I wish I could find something to do.

by Gast on Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:37 pm

Granted, but you are in complete darkness so you can't see what you do.

I wish I could learn 294 pages in 1 minute..

by Atriax on Tue Jan 19, 2010 11:13 pm

Granted, but you learnt the wrong pages.

I wish I had a better memory.

by **Erik** on Wed Jan 20, 2010 4:20 am

Granted, but you can only remember zard history from now to the beginning of the world.

I wish I was on the zard creation committee with Atriax.

by Dake on Fri Jan 22, 2010 8:09 pm

The zards eat you because they don't know you.

I wish I was better at drawing/animating ._.