Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Go Here.

by **Icey** on Sat Oct 31, 2009 7:13 am

The fastest way to your heart is with CHUCK NORRIS'S foot.

by Nagi on Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:48 am

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

by Wicked Dragonmaster on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:30 am

chuck norris can divide by zero

by Chiyuki on Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:55 am

Chuck norris went up Niagra Falls in a cardboard box

by Axzerus on Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:04 am

Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

>;D

by Wicked Dragonmaster on Thu Dec 17, 2009 7:11 am

The reason chuck norris wasn't added into the game "civilization" was because he is the ultimate unit and win the game in one turn

by cole the moglin on Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:55 am

Jesus can walk on water,
Chuck Norris can swim through land.

by Sword Master Elite on Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:07 pm

chuck Norris got cold, therefore we have global warming.

by **Rage** on Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:00 pm

I think Chuck Norris is a pretty cool guy. He does MANLY things and doesn't afraid of anything.

by Weena on Sun Dec 27, 2009 3:12 pm

There is no such thing as the theory of evolution, it's just a list of animals that Chuck Norris let live.

If you had $5 and Chuck Norris had $5, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Scientists figured out that the explosive energy in the Big Bang that created the universe is approximately equal to 1CNRK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

by Javiersito2 on Mon Dec 28, 2009 2:51 am

Chuck Norris made the Universe

by Weena on Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:58 pm

No offense or anything, but what?! :o

by 5secondchaos on Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:05 pm

I hate Chuck Norris. -.-"

by Weena on Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:24 pm

Heh, I, in fact, have no idea who he is, just that everyone worhships him as a god :P

by Guest on Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:49 am

Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can bake cookies just by looking at them.
Chuck Norris has a total of 76 fists hidden in his body.
Chuck Norris doesn't look at what time it is, he decides what time it is.

Alright, that be all. Yar.