Re: Chuck Norris Jokes Go Here.

by **Walt** on Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:26 am

Chuck Norris doesn't run from death. Death runs from him.

by Seth2014 on Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:39 am

Chuck Norris is so good he can do a wheelie on a unicycle ^^

by Chiyuki on Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:43 am

The only one who cried on the day Chuck Norris was born was the doctor....never slap Chuck Norris

by Cutiepie00 on Mon Jan 11, 2010 1:56 pm

Chuck Norris blows monkeys

by A_S on Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:32 am

I google'd Chuck Norris, it said "You don't search for Chuck Norris, he searches for you" :D

Never heard of him until someone mentioned him and i googled him and a page of Chuck Norris jokes came up.

by Chiyuki on Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:11 am

I got the most epic Chuck Norris poster as a gift from a friend on Christmas...my fave joke on there so far is:

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee beans with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

by SecretSchenkel on Tue Jan 12, 2010 11:57 am

Chuck Norris can TOUCH M.C. Hammer.

by Seth2014 on Tue Jan 12, 2010 10:54 pm

LOL! Umm... Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song

by Janus on Wed Jan 13, 2010 1:12 am

SecretSchenkel wrote:Chuck Norris can TOUCH M.C. Hammer.

Man! You read mah lips..

by Seth2014 on Wed Jan 13, 2010 2:42 am

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door! HAHA!

by SecretSchenkel on Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:11 am

There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer, Chuck Norris is always in control.

by Weena on Wed Jan 13, 2010 9:17 am

Superman is a rip-off of Chuck Norris.